This is my other puppy (he may be huge, but he's actualy younger than Mattie), Kobe. Isn't he ah-dorable???
I got a DeviantART account! yay! for those of you who don't know what DeviantART is, go to www.deviantart.com!!! I'm draw-girl.
Two delicate blossoms of Southern femininity, one from Mississippi and the other from Texas, were conversing on the porch swing of a large white-pillared mansion. The Mississippian said, "When my first child was born, my husband built this beautiful mansion for me." The Texan lady commented, "Well, isn't that nice?"
The lady from Mississippi continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me that fine Cadillac automobile you see parked in the drive."
Again, the Texas lady commented, "Well, isn't that nice?"
The first woman boasted, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet."
Yet again, the Texas lady commented, "Well, isn't that nice?"
The first woman then asked her companion, "What did you husband buy for you when you had your first child?"
The Texas lady replied, "My husband sent me to charm school."
"Charm school!" the first woman cried. "Land sakes, child, what on Earth for?"
The Texas lady responded, "So that instead of saying, 'who gives a crap,' I learned to say, 'Well, isn't that nice?'"
DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.
PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.
COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.
BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewellery and gifts after taking this drug for only two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be continued for a period longer than your favorite store's return limit.
NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.
FLATULAGRA - This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases back into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car rides.
FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra.
Waddya guys get 4 Christmas? I got:
- Aly and AJ's Acustic Hearts Of Winter
- Some awesome shirts/sweater!
- Maximum Ride: School's Out-- Forever
- 12 bottles of essentail oil
- new (awesome) PJ's
- a picture cutter 4 scrapbooking
- slipper socks
- Sims 2 DS
- rock/shell necklace & bracelet
... and more 2 come when we go 2 my G'pa's house this weekend!
cya!
Courtney
IN
Sparkles (clothes/makeup)
Green hair streaks
High heels
OUT
Plain clothes/ makeup
Pink hair streaks
Clogs
Mood: Happy! (it's CHRISTmas Eve!!!)
Book(s) I'm In The Middle Of Reading: The Clique: The pretty Committee Strikes Back, The A-List, One Last Wish: Let Him Live, A Time To Let Go, The Girl Death Left Behind
Currently Listening To: My relatives talk (i'm at my G'ma's house for CHRISTmas)
I Wish: We would open presents soon!
You can vote for Maximum Ride 3's cover! I though the final cover was this:
but now you can vote for either that one or this one: I voted for <--- that one!!! u can SEE what Max looks like... and kinda Fang (or is it Iggy?). It's the BEST cover yet... better than MR1 and 2's! And i just LUV the sky.. sunset! I can't WAIT for it to come out! But May 22nd... that's 3 month away!!! : (
Hey, did ya see the comments heart on the side of my blog? you have to scroll down a little ways... it's awesome!!!
Go to http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=54022871&blogID=205301809&MyToken=4e2d9377-2379-4782-baab-e75e49caee5d to vote for the cover!!!
Today I have 2 go to my Grandma's for CHRISTmas... Only 2 days till the actual CHRISTmas day!!! WHOO HOO!!!
CoUrTnEy
Posted by Courtney @ 11:48 AM 0 Replies
Catagory: Maximum Ride
hey, i havn't posted in awhile, sorry, our internet's been down...
1. tommorrow's the last day of school 'till janurary! yup, CHRISTmas break!
2. went shopping today, part of school field trip. got some awesome stuff!
3. i made a quiz:
the bold words are my answers... take it!
1. Are you a spender or a saver?
Spender
2. Country, Pop or Rock? (Music)
Pop
3. Water or Milk?
Milk, totally!
4. Cheeseburger or Hamburger?
Cheeseburger
5. What was the last thing you had to eat/drink?
To drink: water. To eat: kiwi
6. Are you listening to music right now? If so, what song?
When I Say Your Name by Jump5
7. Read a book or write a book?
Oh, that’s hard… Read, I guess.
8. Can you put makeup on without a mirror? (Boys: just say no)
Yes
9. Fruit Loops or Cheerios?
Fruit Loops
10. What time do you normally go to bed?
I go to my bedroom at 9:00, turn off my light after 11:00
Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance....
Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry and A diet coke...
Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens To the counters...
Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless
things and junk in boxes in the garage...
Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then Have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place...
Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight...
Only in America... do we use the word politics to describe the process so well. Poli in Latin meaning many and tics meaning blood sucking creatures...
This is soo funny... and true!
-Coco
Posted by Courtney @ 9:23 PM 10 Replies
Catagory: Jokes
I think this is from the One Last Wish books... you know, because of the "Make A Death Wish Foundation" and "One Last Wish Foundation"... and they said "making a child's wish come true". Do you think it's kinda like a parody from the books or just a coincidence? Tell Me!
On IN LIVING COLOR: Jim Carrey stars as Fire Marshel Bill! LOL!
Posted by Courtney @ 2:40 PM 0 Replies
Catagory: Video Clips
the beginning and end are hilarious... the middle is okay.
Posted by Courtney @ 2:35 PM 0 Replies
Catagory: Video Clips
From the hit TV show (well, in the late 80's), IN LIVING COLOR!!!
Posted by Courtney @ 2:24 PM 0 Replies
Catagory: Video Clips
Mood: Annoyed (I'm sick, I have cramps)
Book(s) I'm In The Middle Of Reading: Replica: All About Andy, One Last Wish: The Legacy: Making Wishes Come True, One Last Wish: Sixteen and Dying, The Book Theif
Currently Listening To: Jump5's Diamond
Supposed To Be Doing: Resting
I Wish: I could go to my BFFs school play (the tickets cost ten dollars! TEN DOLLARS! I might pay ten bucks for a professional Shakspere play, but not a school preformance that, in my friend's exact words, "It's falling apart, nno one knows their lines!" the play is FRIDAY! TWO DAYS! Anyway, I don't have ten dollars. Well, actualy, I do, from my birthday money, but I'm saving that for when I go to the store! I NEED high-heel boots! Anway, sorry, I just needed to rant about that.)
You can see whta's happening in Africa RIGHT NOW...
Once in a while someone'll move it around.
Once my friend's grandpa saw a elephant takeing a bath!
Right now I see: A bird right by the water hole. Drinking water.
http://www.wavelit.com/popup/playerAfricam.asp#
I felt sick this morning, so I stayed home from school...
My stomach hurt really bad and I had a bad cold.
It sucks.
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offence committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
A woman hired a contractor to repaint the interior of her house. The woman walked the man through the second floor of her home and told him what colors she wanted for each room. As they walked through the first room, the woman said, "I think I would like this room in a cream color." The contractor wrote on his clipboard, walked to the window, opened it and yelled out, "Green side up!" He then closed the window and continued following the woman to the next room. The woman looked confused, but proceeded with her tour. "In this room, I was thinking of an off blue." Again, the contractor wrote this down, went to the window, opened it and yelled out, "Green side up!" This baffled the woman, but she was hesitant to say anything. In the next room, the woman said she would like it painted in a light rose color. And once more, the contractor opened the window and yelled, "Green side up!" Struck with curiosity, the woman mustered up the nerve to ask, "Why do you keep yelling 'Green side up' out my window every time I tell you the color I would like the room?" The contractor replied, "Because I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street."
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life." Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple. The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So, why is the groom wearing black?"
Three blondes are stuck on a desert island and one finds a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out and gives them each a wish. the first blonde says, "I wish I was 10% smarter so I could get off of this island." Then she turns into a redhead and swims off the island. The second sees what happens and says "I wish I was 25% smarter so that I can get off this island!" She then turns into a brunette, makes a raft from trees and sails off. Finally, the third blonde says "I wish I was 50% smarter so I can get off this island." She then suddenly turns into a man and walks across the bridge.
This is amazing... My math teacher found it and showed it to us in class today, and I got on YouTube and found it! I really donn't understand that kid singing, just try to ignore it. That may be hard, though.
Posted by Courtney @ 4:24 PM 0 Replies
Catagory: Video Clips
I love this one... It makes the show look really awesome...
Posted by Courtney @ 8:53 PM 4 Replies
Catagory: Roswell, Video Clips
"We need to stand together against the Kyles of the world."
Alex Manes, #1: The Outsider
Posted by Courtney @ 1:32 PM 7 Replies
Catagory: Roswell, Video Clips
Well, not completly pink. You can barly see it. I only did a small strip of hair pink, and since I have dark hair, you can barly see it. I used pink lemonade kool aid... I tried it last night and it didn't work at all... But then I used TWO pack of kool aid and it worked (slighly)!!! I want to go to the store soon to get more kool aid so I can try dying it again!
Court
PS. NO SCHOOL TODAY... SNOW DAY!!! "...Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow..."
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