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I'm a teenage otaku who likes to draw and sew cute plushies. Right now I'm in the middle of more than five animes... Sometimes it can get pretty confusing as to which anime to watch next. I'm trying to learn Japanese... What else? Oh, I can be very random. And obsessive. So beware.
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The Truth About Forever

Only In America...

12/6/06

Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance....

Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry and A diet coke...

Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens To the counters...

Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless
things and junk in boxes in the garage...

Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then Have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place...

Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight...

Only in America... do we use the word politics to describe the process so well. Poli in Latin meaning many and tics meaning blood sucking creatures...

This is soo funny... and true!

-Coco

Posted by Courtney @ 9:23 PM    

Catagory: Jokes

10 Replies:

Anonymous said...

Only in america Do people spend more time on the phone than they do sleeping.

7/12/06 5:43 PM  
maxridelvr said...

WOW! Thanks for commenting on my blog. I think Only in America is cool. I posted another chapter. If you like the first nine, number 10 will rock! I was wondering, can I use Courtney in the story?

7/12/06 5:53 PM  
maxridelvr said...

THE AWESOME CONTINUES! Number 11 is hot off the keyboard!




P.S. the last one is the funniest!

8/12/06 5:33 PM  
Synconi said...

Those are SO cool!!! n reli funny :) america= WEIRD!!! no offens intended!

synconi xx

9/12/06 10:46 AM  
Risukai Nightshroud said...

I haven't had the time. Besides, you've never posted before.

11/12/06 7:21 PM  
Anonymous said...

I've started writing again!

12/12/06 7:45 AM  
Anonymous said...

P.S.this stupid comp won't log me on

12/12/06 7:46 AM  
Anonymous said...

use courtney as... my name? sure

14/12/06 6:50 PM  
Anonymous said...

The America thing is awesome. The worst part though is, it's like, totally true!
Angel
P.S. Should I turn evil in book 3 and take over the group and dump max?

20/12/06 7:55 PM  
Anonymous said...

No way! You are just, too, well, you know,LITTLE! Not to be mean but,well, I want to be mean. Try a diffrent blog you loser!

20/12/06 7:57 PM  

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