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I'm a teenage otaku who likes to draw and sew cute plushies. Right now I'm in the middle of more than five animes... Sometimes it can get pretty confusing as to which anime to watch next. I'm trying to learn Japanese... What else? Oh, I can be very random. And obsessive. So beware.
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The Truth About Forever

12/28/06

Two delicate blossoms of Southern femininity, one from Mississippi and the other from Texas, were conversing on the porch swing of a large white-pillared mansion. The Mississippian said, "When my first child was born, my husband built this beautiful mansion for me." The Texan lady commented, "Well, isn't that nice?"
The lady from Mississippi continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me that fine Cadillac automobile you see parked in the drive."
Again, the Texas lady commented, "Well, isn't that nice?"
The first woman boasted, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet."
Yet again, the Texas lady commented, "Well, isn't that nice?"
The first woman then asked her companion, "What did you husband buy for you when you had your first child?"
The Texas lady replied, "My husband sent me to charm school."
"Charm school!" the first woman cried. "Land sakes, child, what on Earth for?"
The Texas lady responded, "So that instead of saying, 'who gives a crap,' I learned to say, 'Well, isn't that nice?'"

Posted by Courtney @ 5:20 PM    

Catagory: Jokes

2 Replies:

Anonymous said...

XD
Hahaha...
Uh oh, wait, I almost forgot- *hands you an oxygen pack*
;)

28/12/06 6:09 PM  
Courtney said...

hey, can u tell me the name of a picture you posted on deviantart and what the picture looks like? cos i can't find your profile...

28/12/06 9:24 PM  

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