"A sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her. Sure, no problem. She goes off to meet him. But an IV on the other hand..."
-Edward, Twilight
"Even if my molocules were spread out from here to whatever galaxy my home planet is in, that wouldn't stop me. All my molocules would be like little homeing pigeons.They'd all zoom to you, and then I'd re-form."
-Max Evans, Roswell High: The Stowaway
"You know what, Voice? My friends ARE my world."
-Max Ride, Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment
Lucy: We're revoulting!
Ricky: No more than usual.
-Lucy and Ricky Ricardo, I Love Lucy
"Don't call me names, Cheesehead!"
-Michelle, Full House
"You know, Davis is a nice guy, but why do I get the feeling that we're gonna come in here one morning and all the corpses are gonna be dressed up for an imaginary tea party?"
-Jack Harper, Tru Calling
"Yeah, I went hunting once. Shot the deer in the leg. Had to kill it with a shovel, took about an hour. Why do you ask? "
Michael Scott, The Office
"That girl's so stupid she can get tangled in a cordless phone!"
-Benita B., In Living Color
Doug: You know, I just love those mortotcylcle commercials. They make me want to do somthing crazy, like go out and get a tattoo of Micky Mouse giving the finger.
Spence: Micky Mouse can't give the finger. He only has four fingers!
Doug: No, I think you're thinking of the Hamburger Helper hand.
Spence: I think I would know. I was part of the Micky Mouse fan club once!
Doug: And the last piece of the 'why I'm still single' puzzle, *click* in place.
-Doug and Spence, The King of Queens
"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough."
-Nobody Else Has To Know
Sayings from TV shows and books
2/14/07
Roswell High Quote of the Day
12/1/06
"We need to stand together against the Kyles of the world."
Alex Manes, #1: The Outsider
Finaly... a ROSWELL dream!!!
11/25/06
I finally had a Roswell dream!!!
This started out as a Replica dream...
I was at my friends house with a couple other friends. Then, I we saw Amy Candler (the main character of the Replica series) walking down the street. Somehow, I had vision like Amy (I could see for miles), and I think one of my friends did, too. Anyway, Amy parked her car (somehow she went from walking to driving) and went inside a gas station. She was in there for a couple minutes, then she came out. She then hopped into another car, different from the one she arrived in, adn drove off. My friends and I went across the street and followed her. I told one of my friends, "Hey, this is like the second book! She takes a bunch of different cars so people don't follow her! Maybe she's going to Dr. Hopkins! No, not Dr. Hopkins... Oh! Dr. Jenkins! Yeha, she must be going to see Dr. Jenkins, like in the book!"
We ran and ran, chasing the car. Then, soon, Ray (from Roswell High) was there, guiding us.
I remember him saying "Close your eyes at this part." when we went by a store that sold scary holloween stuff. One of my friends said "Ooh, I hate this part."
After walking for awhile, we finaly arrived at a place. I don't remember going inside, but when we did, we were Roswell characters. I was Liz, and Maria, Isabel, and (I don't remember them specificaly being there, but I know they were there) Max and Alex. We were in a dark apartment with some teenage girls at computers, making the room an errie blue. We saw Michael and he darted into an attic space sort of closet. Maria went into there (I wonder why...(if you don't know what I'm talking about, read the books)). I knew he was crying or feeling really bad about himself, for some reason. Then, Michael came out, with Maria. The teenage girls got up from the computers, holding somthing and walked towards us. Everyone gathered around, exept for Michael and I. Michael leaned towards me and whispered "You can hold your breathe if you want," which somehow I knew actualy meant "You might want to hold your breathe." Then the teenage girls did somthing, and I knew a poisonous smoke bomb (or whatever they're called- in the movies the bad guy sets one off and everybody faints) was going to go off. I held my breathe.
When we escaped, (I don't rememebr it happening, it just happened) I asked Michael "was that a smoke bomb?" He said yes.
Then I woke up. I guess I'll never kow why Michael (or Amy?) was acting so weird... But, hey, it's just a dream! They don't have to make sense!
Sometime during this dream my mom called up and said "You might want to think about getting up soon!" I can't remember how I answered, but I know I answered, much less than half asleep, and got back to my dream. It was awesome, having that dream, kinda like reading a book or watching a movie!
Court
Roswell High Quote of the Day
11/24/06
Michael: Honey, I'm home!
Adam: Okay, honey, I'm in the kitchen!
Michael: Uh, just do you know, guys don't call other guys 'honey'. I was just joking when I said that.
Roswel High Quote of the Day
11/23/06
(Background info: Liz is talking about when Alex said "Oops, I just made a Maria", meaning, when Maria gets nervouse, she starts babbling and talking about stupid stuff. That's what Alex just did.)
"Oh, just so you know, Maria said if she ever heard you use that expression again, she was going to use your head for a planter. Probaly for an hearb garden or somthing."
- Liz Ortecho, #10: The Salvation
Roswell High Quote of the Day
11/21/06
"So far we've been able to pinpoint the exact location of you and Adam."
-Alex Manes, #9: The Dark One
Roswell High Quote of the Day
11/19/06
"Okay, well, both of you should know that Roswell has its own special version of teh bunny hop called the alien bop. It's about to start, so be afraid, be very afraid."
Michael Guerin, #8: The Rebel
Roswell High Quote of the Day
"Even if my molocules were spread out from here to whatever galaxy my home planet is in, that wouldn't stop me. All my molocules would be like little homeing pigeons.They'd all zoom to you, and then I'd re-form."
-Max Evans, #6: The Stowaway
Roswell High Quote of the Day
11/17/06
"The thing is, while most guys would love to talk to a soon-to-be game show hostess, I have this phobia. I don't really like to discuss it, but, hey, we're friends, so here's the deal-- when I'm in the presence of someone whith even the slightest look of a game show hostess, I panic. I start trying to buy vowels. I start demanding valubal prizes.I put everything in the form of a question. It's not pretty."
Alex Manes, #6: The Stowaway
There's another funny quote by Alex on the same page, having to do with the same thing. I'll post it now, kinda like a double quote post.
"A Vet! I have an even bigger phobia about vets. I can't go near her. Barking would be involved. There would be much hulimation for all three of us."
Alex Manes, #6: The Stowaway
Roswell High Quote of the Day
11/16/06
"Maybe we are the binary stars we saw in the desert that one night."
-Max Evans, #10: The Salvation
Roswell High Quote of the Day
11/15/06
"You can't die now, Michael! You still owe me two bucks!"
- Alex Manes, #3 The Seeker
*This Is Your Life* A Roswell Clip
8/17/06
Just so you know, there's only bout 2 seconds of hugging and/or kissing (ICK!!!) in this 4 minute clip. I'm telling you this because the picture abouve shows Max Evans and Liz Parker (Liz Ortecho in Roswell High) hugging.
