You Know You're Becoming A Courtney When...

(BEWARE: If you have any of these symptoms, do something immediately!!!)

- You're extremely surprised when you start talking about genetics (chromosomes, genes, DNA, ya know) and the person you're talkin to just stares at you blankly.

- If someone doesn't know how to compose an e-mail, instant message, send a mass e-mail, or set up their own web site, you are very surprised and being thinking that this person has had a very deprived childhood...

- You ask a person if they know who Lillix is. they say no. You stare. You ask them if they know who Brie Larson is. They say no again. Your jaw drops. You ask them if they know who Jump5 is. They, again, say no. You then being telling them that they need to get out more and give em a ton of web sites they just must go to.

- You consider anyone who hates Maximum Ride imbeciles.

- You read books with much blood and gore, but you feel sick when in Health class you watch a movie with someone running through a glass and get cut very badly.

- You get freaked out everytime you read a book with Erasers (Maximum Ride), Bounty Hunters (Roswell High), or Intruders (Replica), and yet you can't stop reading them over and over.

- You start making posts on your blog called "You Know You're Becoming a [Your Name Here]..."