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I'm a teenage otaku who likes to draw and sew cute plushies. Right now I'm in the middle of more than five animes... Sometimes it can get pretty confusing as to which anime to watch next. I'm trying to learn Japanese... What else? Oh, I can be very random. And obsessive. So beware.
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1/8/07

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him - Is he still wrong?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be removed?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

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If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

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I highlighted my faves...

Posted by Courtney @ 7:18 AM    

Catagory: Jokes

2 Replies:

Anonymous said...

XD
haha, those r hilarious!

10/1/07 7:59 PM  
Courtney said...

i asked my dad the Braille one, and i got him! first he said that they could walk up to it, then i asked him why they would be walking around by themselves. it was funny!

10/1/07 8:49 PM  

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