And my other puppy... yes, he IS a puppy...

This is my other puppy (he may be huge, but he's actualy younger than Mattie), Kobe. Isn't he ah-dorable???

I decided to post one more cuuuute Mattie picture.

Just Some Pictures...

My puppy, Mattie, with her cute doggy sweater on!


Mattie again, with her bone


Last year, around CHRISTmas. Notice that the bush has SNOW on it.



Same bush, same time of year... just one LITTLE difference... NO SNOW!!!
The ground on CHRISTmas Eve

YAY!

I got a DeviantART account! yay! for those of you who don't know what DeviantART is, go to www.deviantart.com!!! I'm draw-girl.

Two delicate blossoms of Southern femininity, one from Mississippi and the other from Texas, were conversing on the porch swing of a large white-pillared mansion. The Mississippian said, "When my first child was born, my husband built this beautiful mansion for me." The Texan lady commented, "Well, isn't that nice?"
The lady from Mississippi continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me that fine Cadillac automobile you see parked in the drive."
Again, the Texas lady commented, "Well, isn't that nice?"
The first woman boasted, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet."
Yet again, the Texas lady commented, "Well, isn't that nice?"
The first woman then asked her companion, "What did you husband buy for you when you had your first child?"
The Texas lady replied, "My husband sent me to charm school."
"Charm school!" the first woman cried. "Land sakes, child, what on Earth for?"
The Texas lady responded, "So that instead of saying, 'who gives a crap,' I learned to say, 'Well, isn't that nice?'"

NEW DRUGS FOR MEN...

DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.

PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.

COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.

BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewellery and gifts after taking this drug for only two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be continued for a period longer than your favorite store's return limit.

NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.

FLATULAGRA - This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases back into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car rides.

FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra.

WE HAD A GREEN FREAKIN' CHRISTMAS!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Waddya guys get 4 Christmas? I got:

- Aly and AJ's Acustic Hearts Of Winter
- Some awesome shirts/sweater!
- Maximum Ride: School's Out-- Forever
- 12 bottles of essentail oil
- new (awesome) PJ's
- a picture cutter 4 scrapbooking
- slipper socks
- Sims 2 DS
- rock/shell necklace & bracelet
... and more 2 come when we go 2 my G'pa's house this weekend!
cya!

Courtney

Courtney's Current State of the Union

IN
Sparkles (clothes/makeup)
Green hair streaks
High heels

OUT
Plain clothes/ makeup
Pink hair streaks
Clogs

Just Me

Mood: Happy! (it's CHRISTmas Eve!!!)

Book(s) I'm In The Middle Of Reading: The Clique: The pretty Committee Strikes Back, The A-List, One Last Wish: Let Him Live, A Time To Let Go, The Girl Death Left Behind

Currently Listening To: My relatives talk (i'm at my G'ma's house for CHRISTmas)

I Wish: We would open presents soon!