Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you like you can $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love, Your $on.
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Dear son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even a hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love, Dad.
Randomness
Have you noticed...
on TV (movies, or just plain TV), a person has a fishing pole. Someone else is bent over. The person with the fishing pole throws it over their shoulder and the hook catches on to the bent over person's pants. It ALWAYS happens that way! Why??? We need a little diversity, peoples!
Age
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than ten years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.
"How old are you?"
"I'm four and a half."
You're never 36 and a half . . . You're four and a half going on 5.
You get into your teens; now they can't hold you back.
You jump to the next number.
"How old are you?"
"I'm gonna be 16." You could be 12, but you're gonna be 16. Eventually.
Then the great day of your life; you become 21.
Even the words sound like a ceremony.
You BECOME 21 . . . Yes!!
Then you turn 30. What happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk. He TURNED! We had to throw him out. What's wrong?
What changed? You BECOME 21; you TURN 30.
Then you're PUSHING 40 . . . stay over there. You REACH 50.
You BECOME 21; you TURN 30; You're PUSHING 40; you REACH 50; then you MAKE IT to 60.
By then you've built up so much speed, you HIT 70. After that, it's a day by day thing. You HIT Wednesday . . .
You get into your 80's; you HIT lunch, you HIT 4:30. My grandmother won't even buy green bananas. "Well, it's an investment, you know, and maybe a bad one." And it doesn't end there . . .
In the 90's, you start going backwards. "I was JUST 92."
Then a strange thing happens; if you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. "I'm 100 and a half!"
I HAVE A WEBSITE!!! YAY!!!!
2/4/07
YAY!!!! PLEASE visit my BRAND NEW website!!!
http://freewebs.com/maxrideluver
I'm SOOOO HAPPY!!!! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A WEBPAGE!!!
Coco
White Out
2/3/07
I asked for snow and received a blizzard. Maybe no school on Monday??? *looks hopeful*
You Know You're Becoming A Courtney When...
2/1/07
(BEWARE: If you have any of these symptoms, do something immediately!!!)
- You're extremely surprised when you start talking about genetics (chromosomes, genes, DNA, ya know) and the person you're talkin to just stares at you blankly.
- If someone doesn't know how to compose an e-mail, instant message, send a mass e-mail, or set up their own web site, you are very surprised and being thinking that this person has had a very deprived childhood...
- You ask a person if they know who Lillix is. they say no. You stare. You ask them if they know who Brie Larson is. They say no again. Your jaw drops. You ask them if they know who Jump5 is. They, again, say no. You then being telling them that they need to get out more and give em a ton of web sites they just must go to.
- You consider anyone who hates Maximum Ride imbeciles.
- You read books with much blood and gore, but you feel sick when in Health class you watch a movie with someone running through a glass and get cut very badly.
- You get freaked out everytime you read a book with Erasers (Maximum Ride), Bounty Hunters (Roswell High), or Intruders (Replica), and yet you can't stop reading them over and over.
- You start making posts on your blog called "You Know You're Becoming a [Your Name Here]..."
