Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is."
"Of course I do," he indignantly answered, getting up from the table and going out the door to the office.
At 10am, the doorbell rang. When the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long-stemmed red roses. At 1pm, a foil-wrapped, two-pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.
The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home. When he did, she exclaimed, "First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress! I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!"

If Men Ran The World...

- Telephones would cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.

- Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack on the butt and a "Nice hustle, you'll get 'em next time" would pretty much do it.

- Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.

- St. Patrick's Day would be celebrated every month.

- Garbage would take itself out.

- The only show opposite "Monday Night Football" would be "Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle."

- Instead of "beer-belly," you'd get "beer-biceps."

- Tanks would be far easier to rent.

- When a cop gave you a ticket, every smart-aleck answer you responded with would actually reduce your fine. As in: Cop: "You know how fast you were going?"You: "All I know is, I was spilling my beer all over the place." Cop :"Nice one, That's $10.00 off".

- People would never talk about how fresh they felt.

- It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as you returned it the following day with a full tank of gas.

- Instead of a fancy, expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said "You're #1!"

- When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.

- Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed as an acceptable response to "I love you."
- The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.

- "Sorry I'm late, but I got wasted last night," would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.

- At the end of the workday a whistle would blow and you would jump out of your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car like Fred Flintstone.

- Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.

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Hey, sorry I havn't posted in awhile. Our 'net's been acting up,a nd I was just able to get on today.

Nothin' much has been happenin'. Oh, in Technology (Shop class) tday, this boy csaid he couldn't find these note cards for another class, and he said someone took them. So our teacher told us we had the next minuete to turn ourself in. When no one did, he said to the boy, "How do you know that you didn't leave them in your locker?" Then the boy closed his eyes, thought for a minute, opened his eyes, and said "Case closed." It was funny!!! And in Math our teacher got this new awesome speaker thing, so people with hearing problems can hear him well. He has this little mic clipped to his shirt collar, and when he talks into it, you can hear him all around the room. It's kinda freaky.

Well, better go check the other blogs.

Courtney

Things to Ponder..

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him - Is he still wrong?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be removed?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?



I highlighted my faves...

Words of Wisdom

Always wanted to be a procrastinator, but never got around to it.

My friend has kleptomania, but when it gets bad, he takes something for it.

Never be afraid to try something new, Remember amateurs built the ark - Professionals built the Titanic.

Love is grand - divorce is a hundred grand.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common, they should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

One of life's mysteries - How can a two pound box of candy make a person gain five pounds.

Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.

Age doesn't always bring wisdom, sometimes age comes alone.

Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.

Just Me

Mood: Nutral

Book(s) I'm In The Middle Of Reading: The Girl Death Left Behind, Dawn Rochelle: I Want To Live, California Diaries: Maggie

Currently Listening To: Jump5's All I Can Do

I Wish: the store had flavoring so I could make rock candy!

Heya

My friend's party was fun! We walked the neighbor's dog, then we went to the park and played Hide-and-go-seek tag. Then we came back and made mini-pizzas! yum yum! Then she opedned her presents, and we had diner. i made a, as i called it, a "suicide drink". grape pop, Seirra Mist, Sprite, and Pepsi mixed together. It was actualy pretty good. Then we went into her room and dressed up like we were from different countries. Then cake & ice cream. Then we went into her room and tried to figure out how we were going to sleep. THEN we talked until after midnight. Oh, and one of the girls had to go home, she felt sick. She kept going to the bathroom cos she thought she'd throw up.

oh, on Jump5.com they USED to have a bunch of their music videos, but now their site has nothing on it... but i got on AOL.com and found their Do Ya music vid!!! go here to see it: http://mp.aol.com/video.index.adp?mxid=1778027&_AOLFORM=w708.h344.p7.R1

Coco

Sorry

Sorry I havn't been on latly, i've been busy.
my BFF is having a BDay party 2day! yay! soooo exited! it's a sleepober. I'll tell ya'll bout it when I get home.

Hi

Sorry I havn't posted in awhile, Blogger wasn't agreeing with me. But i final y figured out how to sign in!!!

I GOT A DIGITAL CAMERA FOR CHRISTMAS!!! We had Christmas at my Grandpa's on Saturday, and i got a DIGITAL CAMERA!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!

I just got back from shopping with my mom. We went to B&N (Barnes and Noble) and I got this book called Turnabout. It looks really good. It's about these two women who are about to die, then they get an injection that makes them grow younger. But when they reach their teen years, they realize that soon they won't be able to take care of themselves, so they look for a gardien. I'm on page 2.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! It does NOT feel like 2007! So much has happened in the past year...