Post #516

Note Passing with the Cullens! the end of chapter... 38? or 37? well, it doesn't matter! this reminded me so much of girlnextdoor! when i read this to her, she said that Liz (a girl @ her school) actualy said something like that... i mean, like, someone said "what do you do now," or something, and she said "your mom!" XD in case ya don't know, whenever u ask girlnextdoor a question, she usualy answers with "your mom!" XD kay, well, here it is!!! <3

"OOF!" Bella bumped into a bench, and fell over "WHERE DID THAT BENCH COME FROM?!" She screeched, rubbing her knee.
Alice was too busy laughing to notice, so Bella hit her with her sweater. A button on the front crumbled to a kajillion pieces.
"YOU BROKE MY BUTTON!" Bella cried, eyes filling up with tears.
"YOU HIT ME ON THE ARM, AND I DIDN'T EVEN FEEL IT!"
"YOU SAID EDWARD WAS GAY!"
"YOU SANG OFF KEY, AND HORRIBLE!"
"Oh yeah, well... YOUR MOM!"
"YOUR MOM!"
"WHAT DO I DO NEXT?"
"YOUR MOM!"
"WHAT!?!?"
"AHHH."
"YOU'RE SUCH A PERVERT!!"