Funny ROSWELL Moments

Maria: Where were you? You're supposed to eat lunch with me at school!
Michael: Isn't it Saturday?
Maria: It's Friday! Where ARE you?!
Michael: I'm right here, where's Saturday???

(Kyle walks in on Isabel and Jesse making out near the back of the supermarket.
Kyle: Oh... Um... Hi...
(They Jesse and Isabel stare at him. He stares at them.)
Kyle: I needed milk.
(Still staring)
Kyle: So... Uh... Bye.

Job Interviewer: So, like responsibility?
Michael: Yeah, sure. I like to stay on top of things.
(Scene changes quickly to Michael yelling into the phone in his apartment)
Michael: I only got four notices! How can you cut off my power?
(Back to interview)
Michael: I'm a big beliver in self-disipline.
(scene changes quickly to a store, Michael is standing by a big-screen TV, talking to salesman)
Michael: I'll take it!
(back to interview)
Interviewer: What about a second job? Aren't you afraid that will interfer with your studies?
(Scene quickly changes to school. Michael is sleeping at his desk. Back to interview.)
Michael: I think I can handle it.
Interviewer: Okay, lets cut to the chase, Gweren (he pronounced it wrong, it's Guiren). You already have a job filpping burgers. Why do you want a second job?
(scene quickly changes to resterant. Micheal and Miaria are sitting at a table. Michael is holding the check.)
Maria: Please don't tell me that the words 'Maria, can you pick up the check' are going to come floating out of your mouth, becuase if they do, I swear to God, Michael...
(back to interview)
Michael: Mainly financial reasons.
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Courtney