You'll Never Think Of Them The Same Way Again...

NOTICE: Do Not Continue if Ur Squeamish. P.S. it's Not that bad

Hi

I'm sooooo bored. Nothing to do. Oh! my friend sent me an e-mail last night... it has things like a partly chopped up kiwi that was actualy part of a mouse. it's kinda hard 2 xplain, but i'll podst it l8r.

Coco

Blinkies(and icons) by Courtney

I made these on http://www.dollzmania.com/dollmakerselection.htm

The girl with white wings is Max (from maximum Ride) and the girl with pink wings is Nudge (from Maximum Ride). I don't know who the mermaid is... oh, and sorry that Max got messed up somehow. I don't know why she's like that.

MADE IT MYSELF!!!

http://www.GlitterMaker.com/ - Glitter Graphics - MySpace Layouts

A Sneak Preveiw...

NOTICE: THESE CAME FROM http://maximumride.blogspot.com/

From: MAXIMUM RIDE III: SAVING THE WORLD AND OTHER EXTREME SPORTS

Feel free to save/copy & paste em to... whatever!

Courtney

Go Jump5!

YAAAAAAAAAY!!! I ordered 2 Jump5 CDs on Ebay on Fri., and they just came in! YAY! The CDs are Jump5 and All the Time In The World. YAAAY!!! I'm Listening to I Wish I Could Read Your Mind (from the Jump5 CD. I've already bought almost all of All The Time In The World's songs for my iPod, so i'm used to em). So now I have Jump5's Jump5, All The Time In The World, Accelerate, and Shining Star!
Now all I need is Dreaming In Color, The Very Best of Jump5, Mix It Up, All The Joy In The World, Rock This Christmas, and their newest single, Both To Blame. Wow, it seems like a lot more when I type it out!
Soooooooo... not sure what else to type. Sooooooooooo bored! Well, cya!

Courtney

"The INSERT Key Is My Enemy"

200th POST!!!!!!!

Omigosh! THIS IS THE 200th POST!!!!! YAY!!! This is gonna be a pretty long post, to celebrate i'm gonna have a lot of cool stuff!

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died Wednesday of a severe yeast infection He was 71.
He was buried Friday in one of the biggest funerals in years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies The graveside was piled high with flours, as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never knew he was kneaded".
Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a smart cookie, and wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model to millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They had two children, and... one in the oven.

A Tribute To JUMP5...

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=32872219

FEARS

Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects (i have this)

Pediophobia- Fear of dolls (my brother had this when he was a toddler)

Ichthyophobia- Fear of fish (one of my BFFs has this)

Cleithrophobia, Cleisiophobia, Clithrophobia- Fear of closed or locked in an enclosed space (I have this)

Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating (i don't know anybody who has this, but I feel really bad for anybody who does!)

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia or Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words (they really make them face their fears!)

I'm trying to find the fear of ovens... a fear one of my BFFs has. I'll tell ya when I find it.

Awesome!

Yay, i just discovered that The Clique #7 is coming out in March, called It's Not Easy Being Mean! And the 8th one is coming out in August, called Sealed With A Diss! But Sealed With A Diss has the same picture as Dial L For Loser! why?!

It's Not Easy Being Mean
http://www.amazon.com/Clique-Its-Easy-Being-Mean/dp/0316115053/sr=8-1/qid=116...

Sealed With A Diss
http://www.amazon.com/Clique-Sealed-Diss-Novel/dp/0316115061/sr=8-2/qid=11690...
Well, cya!
O&O

*sigh*

I have the flu. it poops. i've been sleeping most of the day. i'd get really cold then really warm. i'd be sweating but shaking with coldness. i hate it.

The Rabbit

A man was driving down the highway, and he saw a rabbit hopping across the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit.
The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, it was dead. The driver felt so awful, he began to cry.
A woman driving down the same road came along, saw the man crying on the side of the road, and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."
The woman told the man not to worry; she knew what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the animal.
Miraculously the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans, and hopped down the road. Fifty yards away, the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved again, hopped down the road another fifty yards, waved and hopped another fifty yards.
The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's spray can!! He ran over to the woman and demanded, "What was in your can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"
The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."

A Post of Lists

I'm sooo bored... So i'm gonna make lists!

MY FAVE SONGS
The bottom one is my current fave song, top is from a while ago.
Throw Your Hands Up by Jump5 http://www.hotget.com/music/Jump5-Throw-Your-Hands-Up,247570.html

Sk8r Boi by Avril L.http://www.hotget.com/music/Avril-Lavigne-Sk8er-Boi,25955.html

Whatever by Brie Larson http://www.hotget.com/music/Brie-Larson-Whatever,61731.html

Done WIth Like by Brie Larson
http://www.hotget.com/music/Brie-Larson-Done-With-Like,61734.html

Finaly Out Of P.E. by Brie Larson http://www.hotget.com/music/Brie-Larson-Finally-Out-Of-PE,61736.html

Over by Lindsay Lohan http://www.hotget.com/music/Lindsay-Lohan-Over,273984.html

Rumors by Lindsay Lohan (CURRENT FAVE) http://www.hotget.com/music/Lindsay-Lohan-Rumors,273991.html



WEIRD THINGS I"VE SEEN ON SHIRTS
- Silence is Golden
Duct Tape is Silver

- You can't spell AWESOME with out ME

- Don't hate me because I'm AWESOME!

- If stupidity was a crime
You'd be America's MOST WANTED

- <-- I'm With Stupid

- I'm With Stupid ↑

- I'm allergic to my sister

- Slightly dramatic (that was on my shirt)

K i think i'm gonna go watch The Office now! Over n Out!

a_joke_a_day!

http://www.pacprod.com/jokes.pl

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is."
"Of course I do," he indignantly answered, getting up from the table and going out the door to the office.
At 10am, the doorbell rang. When the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long-stemmed red roses. At 1pm, a foil-wrapped, two-pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.
The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home. When he did, she exclaimed, "First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress! I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!"

If Men Ran The World...

- Telephones would cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.

- Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack on the butt and a "Nice hustle, you'll get 'em next time" would pretty much do it.

- Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.

- St. Patrick's Day would be celebrated every month.

- Garbage would take itself out.

- The only show opposite "Monday Night Football" would be "Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle."

- Instead of "beer-belly," you'd get "beer-biceps."

- Tanks would be far easier to rent.

- When a cop gave you a ticket, every smart-aleck answer you responded with would actually reduce your fine. As in: Cop: "You know how fast you were going?"You: "All I know is, I was spilling my beer all over the place." Cop :"Nice one, That's $10.00 off".

- People would never talk about how fresh they felt.

- It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as you returned it the following day with a full tank of gas.

- Instead of a fancy, expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said "You're #1!"

- When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.

- Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed as an acceptable response to "I love you."
- The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.

- "Sorry I'm late, but I got wasted last night," would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.

- At the end of the workday a whistle would blow and you would jump out of your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car like Fred Flintstone.

- Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.

:D

Hey, sorry I havn't posted in awhile. Our 'net's been acting up,a nd I was just able to get on today.

Nothin' much has been happenin'. Oh, in Technology (Shop class) tday, this boy csaid he couldn't find these note cards for another class, and he said someone took them. So our teacher told us we had the next minuete to turn ourself in. When no one did, he said to the boy, "How do you know that you didn't leave them in your locker?" Then the boy closed his eyes, thought for a minute, opened his eyes, and said "Case closed." It was funny!!! And in Math our teacher got this new awesome speaker thing, so people with hearing problems can hear him well. He has this little mic clipped to his shirt collar, and when he talks into it, you can hear him all around the room. It's kinda freaky.

Well, better go check the other blogs.

Courtney

Things to Ponder..

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him - Is he still wrong?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be removed?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?



I highlighted my faves...

Words of Wisdom

Always wanted to be a procrastinator, but never got around to it.

My friend has kleptomania, but when it gets bad, he takes something for it.

Never be afraid to try something new, Remember amateurs built the ark - Professionals built the Titanic.

Love is grand - divorce is a hundred grand.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common, they should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

One of life's mysteries - How can a two pound box of candy make a person gain five pounds.

Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.

Age doesn't always bring wisdom, sometimes age comes alone.

Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.

Just Me

Mood: Nutral

Book(s) I'm In The Middle Of Reading: The Girl Death Left Behind, Dawn Rochelle: I Want To Live, California Diaries: Maggie

Currently Listening To: Jump5's All I Can Do

I Wish: the store had flavoring so I could make rock candy!

Heya

My friend's party was fun! We walked the neighbor's dog, then we went to the park and played Hide-and-go-seek tag. Then we came back and made mini-pizzas! yum yum! Then she opedned her presents, and we had diner. i made a, as i called it, a "suicide drink". grape pop, Seirra Mist, Sprite, and Pepsi mixed together. It was actualy pretty good. Then we went into her room and dressed up like we were from different countries. Then cake & ice cream. Then we went into her room and tried to figure out how we were going to sleep. THEN we talked until after midnight. Oh, and one of the girls had to go home, she felt sick. She kept going to the bathroom cos she thought she'd throw up.

oh, on Jump5.com they USED to have a bunch of their music videos, but now their site has nothing on it... but i got on AOL.com and found their Do Ya music vid!!! go here to see it: http://mp.aol.com/video.index.adp?mxid=1778027&_AOLFORM=w708.h344.p7.R1

Coco

Sorry

Sorry I havn't been on latly, i've been busy.
my BFF is having a BDay party 2day! yay! soooo exited! it's a sleepober. I'll tell ya'll bout it when I get home.

Hi

Sorry I havn't posted in awhile, Blogger wasn't agreeing with me. But i final y figured out how to sign in!!!

I GOT A DIGITAL CAMERA FOR CHRISTMAS!!! We had Christmas at my Grandpa's on Saturday, and i got a DIGITAL CAMERA!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!

I just got back from shopping with my mom. We went to B&N (Barnes and Noble) and I got this book called Turnabout. It looks really good. It's about these two women who are about to die, then they get an injection that makes them grow younger. But when they reach their teen years, they realize that soon they won't be able to take care of themselves, so they look for a gardien. I'm on page 2.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! It does NOT feel like 2007! So much has happened in the past year...