Quote of the Day

"I was going to kill him because I want him dead."
-Gaara of the Desert
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oh, well, then! as long as you have a good reason! *sarcasm*

Quote of the Day

"I am going to kill you! Then i'm moving to Hedi, learning voodoo, raising you from the dead, and killing you again!"
-Dana, According to Jim

Quote of the Day

Gai: (to Rock Lee, who is getting ready to fight Gaara of the Desert) Let me give you some nice advice
Rock Lee: *salutes* Sir!
Gai: No one has noticed yet, but...
(they bring their heads together)
Gai: ...That gourd is suspicious!
Lee: I see! *takes out notepad*
Gai: Don't write that down! You have no time to look at it during battle! You fool!
Lee: I see. *writes it down on his notepad*
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rolf Rock Lee and Gai-sensei crack me up XD
btw, Gaara has a huge gourd that he carries on his back.

Quote (of the Day)

"He's [Naruto] the type of person who can't become a main character in a story."
-I forgot who said this. Either the ninja with the dog or the one who always says 'troublesome.' Or are they the same person? i forgot.
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Um, yes. So that's why the show is named after him...

Quote of the Day

(Ichigo and Momoko are at a resteraunt, and a guy thinks Momoko is a waitress)
"Hey, pops. You got a problem with my friend here? Huh?"
"No. It's just that the spagetti we ordered hasn't come yet, so I just asked her about it, that's all."
"Yeah, well, she's a customer like yourself, all right? What's the matter, you can't tell the difference between a waitress and a customer? You blind or something? You need glasses? Or maybe you got a lot of gummy stuff in your eyes, cuz nobody would look at her and think she... uh, wait a minute, anybody'd look at you and think you're a waitress. Why're you wearing that dumb outfit, you dope?"
-Ichigo and a guy, talking about Momoko, Kamikaze Girls

Quote of the Day

"Why are they in such a perky mood in the morning?"
-Sasuke, Naruto
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i wonder that every day about my friends...

Quote of the Day (for 2/17)

(Doug and Carrie are in bed, sleeping. Doug rolls over. Doug's side of the bed breaks, Doug's on the floor)
Carrie: What happened?
Doug: *groan* The bed broke.
Carrie: Are you sure?
Doug: Well, let's work backwards. Do I usualy sleep with my head in the closet?!

Quote of the Day

"I found out the tragic truth when I was three years-old that it wasn't humanly possibly for me to become a hippo."
-Penguin-san (from animeforums.com)

Quote of the day

School Principal: The policy of this school is that sex doesn't exist.
Reba: How's that working out for ya?
-Reba and the school principal, Reba

Quote of the Day

Judy: I'm going to fly over there and kick her with the boot that Italy is shaped as!
Bill: Uh, yeah... And I'll... uh, punch her with Michigan!
-from Still Standing

Quote of the Day

"He's no doubt the number one ninja in surprising people. He came to help, but he' s only making the situation worse..."
-Kakashi, Naruto: episode 13

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Talking about Naruto :D

Quote of the Day

Melissa's old Ford stuck out like a helping of dog crap on angel food cake.
-Midnighters #2: Touching Darkness
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Nice simile, Melissa ;)

I did think from memory, so it's likely to be a bit off.

Quote of the Day

Gerard: Well, we just finished the shooting for our second video. We lit stuff on fire, we broke guitars, we broke our fingers...
Frank: And Bob's leg.
Gerard: Yeah, and Bob's leg!

-Gerard and Frank, the making of the Famous Last Words music video

Quote of the Day

“I can’t imagine anything worse than being required to have fun.”
-Shay, Uglies

Quote of the Day

ANIME
My Anti Drug
Cause when you're into anime, there's no way you can afford drugs.

Quote of the Day

Brian: (in robotic voice) I am the funk machine.
Lauren: More like the dork machine!

-Brian and Lauren Miller, Still Standing

Quote of the Day

"I mean someone has to make sure Mikey doesn't do things like stick forks in toasters."
-Gerard Way

Quote of the Day

"it's alarming how loud the silence screams, no warning."
-Anberlin

Quote of the Day

Spence: How are you?
Carrie: I'm being sexually harrased.
Spence: Me too. Who are you being harrased by?
Carrie: a four-year old. You?
Spence: TiVo.

-Carrie Heffernan and Spence Olchan, The King of Queens

Quote of the Day

“I don’t discriminate. I hate everyone equally. I hate everyone so much that I made a “hate list”. Then I see you are making a “hate list”, which is my frikkin idea. Now I have abandoned my hate list and created a “hate plaque” with your name on it, and ONLY your name. So now I don’t hate indiscriminately…I hate you above all others.”
-- Bruce Prokopets