ください = give it?

This online translator cracks me up. I was bored, so I typed Japanese words into it. If the results weren't completly confusing, they were hilarious:

ください(please)　= Give it
コートニー(Courtney) = Coat Knee
ごめん　なさい(I'm sorry) =Unwelcome

And, of course, to prove that you should never use an online translator unless it is absolutly neccesary:
いっらっしゃいませ(welcome)= 《主語なし》It is and do っらっ and do now ゃ

-Coat Knee