Kyle's Dream

lol i'm watching Roswell rite now... Season 2 episode 11: To Serve and Protect. Kyle's dream is so funny! the beginning, at least.

Some guy (sitting cross-legged on a rock): Remember, young blossom, my most important word.
Kyle (also sitting cross-legged below the guy): Yes, Master.
(Guy says some weird buddist stuff)
Guy: With every inhale, fins the center of yourself. With every exhale, release the... (blah- blah- blah... he goes on but i'm not going in2 it.) Inhale, Exhale. Inhale, Exhale. Inha- (cellphone goes off) Excuse me.
Guy: (answers phone) Buddah here. Yeah. When? Prepare the ship! Stand by to beam us aboard!
Kyle: Master?
Buddah (the Guy): Our enemies have arrived! Kyle, we must leave Earth and face the dark legion.
Kyle: no no no! I'm your inner peace, not that science-fiction crap!
Buddah: Max Evans changed you when he saved your life, you know that. You're an alien now, Kyle! Dude, like, except your destiny!

isn't it funny???
of course, i'm a complete Christain, and i wish that buddist stuff wasn't in there.

here's the video. skip 3 minutes and 36 seconds if u want 2 go directly 2 kyle's dream.